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The Cop and the Anthem by O 。Henry

On his bench in Madison Square Soapy moved uneasily. When wild goose honk high of

nights, and when women without sealskin coats grow kind to their husbands, and when Soapy

moves uneasily on his bench in the park, you may know that winter is near at hand.

A dead leaf fell in Soapy’s lap. That was Jack Frost’s card. Jack is kind to the regular

denizens of Madison Square, and gives fair warning of his annual call. At the corners of four

streets he hands his pasteboard to the North Wind, footman of the mansion of All Outdoors, so that

the inhabitants thereof may make ready.

Soapy’s mind became cognisant of the fact that the time had come for him to resolve himself

into a singular Committee of Ways and Means to provide against the coming rigour. And therefore

he moved uneasily on his bench.

The hibernatorial ambitions of Soapy were not of the highest. In them were no considerations

of Mediterranean cruises, of soporific Southern skies or drifting in the Vesuvian Bay. Three

months on the Island was what his soul craved. Three months of assured board and bed and

congenial company, safe from Boreas and bluecoats, seemed to Soapy the essence of things

desirable.

For years the hospitable Blackwell’s had been his winter quarters. Just as his more fortunate

fellow New Yorkers had bought their tickets to Palm Beach and the Riviera each winter, so Soapy

had made his humble arrangements for his annual hegira to the Island. And now the time was

come. On the previous night three Sabbath newspapers, distributed beneath his coat, about his

ankles and over his lap, had failed to repulse the cold as he slept on his bench near the spurting

fountain in the ancient square. So the Island loomed large and timely in Soapy’s mind. He scorned

the provisions made in the name of charity for the city’s dependents. In Soapy’s opinion the Law

was more benign than Philanthropy. There was an endless round of institutions, municipal and

eleemosynary, on which he might set out and receive lodging and food accordant with the simple

life. But to one of Soapy’s proud spirit the gifts of charity are encumbered. If not in coin you must

pay in humiliation of spirit for every benefit received at the hands of philanthropy. As Cesar had

his Brutus, every bed of charity must have its toll of a bath, every loaf of bread its compensation

of a private and personal inquisition. Wherefore it is better to be a guest of the law, which though

conducted by rules, does not meddle unduly with a gentleman’s private affairs.

Soapy, having decided to go to the Island, at once set about accomplishing his desire. There

were many easy ways of doing this. The pleasantest was to dine luxuriously at some expensive

restaurant; and then, after declaring insolvency, be handed over quietly and without uproar to a

policeman. An accommodating magistrate would do the rest.

Soapy left his bench and strolled out of the square and across the level sea of asphalt, where

Broadway and Fifth Avenue flow together. Up Broadway he turned, and halted at a glittering café,

where are gathered together nightly the choicest products of the grape, the silkworm and the

protoplasm.

Soapy had confidence in himself from the lowest button of his vest upward. He was shaven,

and his coat was decent and his neat black, ready-tied four-in-hand had been presented to him by a

lady missionary on Thanksgiving Day. If he could reach a table in the restaurant unsuspected,

success would be his. The portion of him that would show above the table would raise no doubt in

the waiter’s mind. A roasted mallard duck, thought Soapy, would be about the thing—with a bottle

of Chablis, and then Camembert, a demi-tasse and a cigar. One dollar for the cigar would be

enough. The total would not be so high as to call forth any supreme manifestation of revenge from

the café management; and yet the meat would leave him filled and happy for the journey to his

winter refuge.

But as Soapy set foot inside the restaurant door the head waiter’s eye fell upon his frayed

trousers and decadent shoes. Strong and ready hands turned him about and conveyed him in

silence and haste to the sidewalk and averted the ignoble fate of the menaced mallard.

Soapy turned off Broadway. It seemed that his route to the coveted island was not to be an

epicurean one. Some other way of entering limbo must be thought of.

At a corner of Sixth Avenue electric lights and cunningly displayed wares behind plate-glass

made a shop window conspicuous. Soapy took a cobble-stone and dashed it through the glass.

People came running round the corner, a policeman in the lead. Soapy stood still, with his hands in

his pockets, and smiled at the sight of brass buttons.

“Where’s the man that done that?” inquired the officer excitedly.

“Don’t you figure out that I might have had something to do with it?” said Soapy, not without

sarcasm, but friendly, as one greets good fortune.

The policeman’s mind refused to accept Soapy even as a clue. Men who smash windows do

not remain to parley with the law’s minions. They take to their heels. The policeman saw a man

halfway down the block running to catch a car. With drawn club he joined in the pursuit. Soapy,

with disgust in his heart, loafed along, twice unsuccessful.

On the opposite side of the street was a restaurant of no great pretensions. It catered to large

appetites and modest purses. Its crockery and atmosphere were thick; its soup and napery thin.

Into this place Soapy took his accusive shoes and tell-tale trousers without challenge. At a table he

sat and consumed beefsteak, flap-jacks, doughnuts, and pie. And then to the waiter he betrayed the

fact that the minutest coin and himself were strangers.

“Now, get busy and call a cop,” said Soapy. “And don’t keep a gentleman waiting.”

“No cop for youse,” said the waiter, with a voice like butter cakes and an eye like the cherry

in a Manhattan cocktail. “Hey, Con!”

Neatly upon his left ear on the callous pavement two waiters pitched Soapy. He arose, joint

by joint, as a carpenter’s rule opens, and beat the dust from his clothes. Arrest seemed but a rosy

dream. The Island seemed very far away. A policeman who stood before a drug store two doors

away laughed and walked down the street.

Five blocks Soapy travelled before his courage permitted him to woo capture again. This

time the opportunity presented what he fatuously termed to himself a “cinch.” A young woman of

a modest and pleasing guise was standing before a show window gazing with sprightly interest at

its display of shaving mugs and inkstands, and two yards from the window a large policeman of

severe demeanour leaned against a water-plug.

It was Soapy’s design to assume the rule of the despicable and execrated “masher.” The

refined and elegant appearance of his victim and the contiguity of the conscientious cop

encouraged him to believe that he would soon feel the pleasant official clutch upon his arm that

would ensure his winter quarters of the right little, tight little isle.

Soapy straightened the lady missionary’s ready-made tie, dragged his shrinking cuffs into the

open, set his hat at a killing cant and sidled toward the young women. He made eyes at her, was

taken with sudden coughs and “hems,” smiled, smirked, and went brazenly through the impudent

and contemptible litany of the “masher.” With half an eye Soapy saw that the policeman was

watching him fixedly. The young woman moved away a few steps, and again bestowed her

absorbed attention upon the shaving mugs. Soapy followed, boldly stepping to her side, raised his

hat and said: “Ah there, Bedelia! Don’t you want to come and play in my yard?”

The policeman was still looking. The persecuted young woman had but to beckon a finger

and Soapy would be practically en route for his insular haven. Already he imagined he could feel

the cosy warmth of the station-house. The young woman faced him and, stretching out a hand,

caught Soapy’s coat sleeve.

“Sure, Mike,” she said joyfully, “if you’ll blow me to a pail of suds. I’d have spoke to you

sooner, but the cop was watching.”

With the young woman playing the clinging ivy to his oak Soapy walked past the policeman

overcome with gloom. He seemed doomed to liberty.

At the next corner he shook off his companion and ran. He halted in the district where by

night are found the lightest streets, hearts, vows, and librettos. Women in furs and men in

greatcoats moved gaily in the wintry air. A sudden fear seized Soapy that some dreadful

enchantment had rendered him immune to arrest. The thought brought a little of panic upon it, and

when he came upon another policeman lounging grandly in front of a transplendent theatre he

caught at the immediate straw of “disorderly conduct.”

On the sidewalk Soapy began to yell drunken gibberish at the top of his harsh voice. He

danced, howled, raved, and otherwise disturbed the welkin.

The policeman twirled his club, turned his back to Soapy and remarked to a citizen: “’Tis one

of them Yale lads celebratin’ the goose egg they give to the Hartford College. Noisy; but no harm.

We’ve instructions to lave them be.”

Disconsolate, Soapy ceased his unavailing racket. Would never a policeman lay hands on him?

In his fancy the Island seemed an unattainable Arcadia. He buttoned his thin coat against the

chilling wind.

In a cigar store he saw a well-dressed man lighting a cigar at a swinging light. His silk

umbrella he had set by the door on entering. Soapy stepped inside, secured the umbrella and

sauntered off with it slowly. The man at the cigar light followed hastily.

“My umbrella,” he said sternly.

“Oh, is it?” sneered Soapy, adding insult to petit larceny. “Well, why don’t you call a

policeman? I took it. Your umbrella! Why don’t you call a cop? There stands one on the corner.”

The umbrella owner slowed his steps. Soapy did likewise, with a presentiment that luck

would run against him. The policeman looked at the two curiously.

“Of course,” said the umbrella man—“that is—well, you know how these mistakes

occur—I—if it’s your umbrella I hope you’ll excuse me—I picked it up this morning in a

restaurant—If you recognise it as yours, why—I hope you’ll—“

“Of course it’s mine,” said Soapy viciously.

The ex-umbrella man retreated. The policeman hurried to assist a tall blonde in an opera

cloak across the street in front of a street car that was approaching two blocks away.

Soapy walked eastward through a street damaged by improvements. He hurled the umbrella

wrathfully into an excavation. He muttered against the men who wear helmets and carry clubs.

Because he wanted to fall into their clutches, they seemed to regard him as a king who could do no

wrong.

At length Soapy reached one of the avenues to the east where the glitter and turmoil was but

faint. He set his face down this toward Madison Square, for the homing instinct survives even

when the home is a park bench.

But on an unusually quiet corner Soapy came to a standstill. Here was an old church, quaint

and rambling and gabled. Through one violet-stained window a soft light glowed, where, no doubt,

the organist loitered over the keys, making sure of his mastery of the coming Sabbath anthem. For

there drifted out to Soapy’s ears sweet music that caught and held him transfixed against the

convolutions of the iron fence.

The moon was above, lustrous and serene; vehicles and pedestrains were few; sparrows

twittered sleepily in the eaves—for a little while the scene might have been a country churchyard.

And the anthem that the organist played cemented Soapy to the iron fence, for he had known it

well in the days when his life contained such things as mothers and roses and ambitions and

friends and immaculate thoughts and collars.

The conjunction of Soapy’s receptive state of mind and the influences about the old church

wrought a sudden and wonderful change in his soul. He viewed with swift horror the pit into

which he had tumbled, the degraded days, unworthy desires, dead hopes, wrecked faculties, and

base motives that made up his existence.

And also in a moment his heart responded thrillingly to this novel mood. An instantaneous

and strong impulse moved him to battle with his desperate fate. He would pull himself out of the

mire; he would make a man of himself again; he would conquer the evil that had taken possession

of him. There was time; he was comparatively young yet; he would resurrect his old eager

ambitions and pursue them without faltering. Those solemn but sweet organ notes had set up a

revolution in him. Tomorrow he would go into the roaring down-town district and find work. A fur

importer had once offered him a place as driver. He would find him to-morrow and ask for the

position. He would be somebody in the world. He would—

Soapy felt a hand laid on his arm. He looked quickly round into the broad face of a

policeman.

“What are you doin’ here?” asked the officer.

“Nothing’,” said Soapy.

“Then come along,” said the policeman.

“Three months on the Island,” said the Magistrate in the Police Court the next morning.

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